• “The Corpus Collosum, ‘cause That’s what it’s called!”
• Hugs!
• C’Mere, C’Mere, C’Mere, C’Mere, C’Mere … C’MERE!!!!!!
• Hugs!
• Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
• “It’s because I’m a soulless, French lesbian, isn’t it?!?” (thus the name Soferbian)
• Sticky Notes with “<3” on them
• Actually, sticky notes, period.
• Mrr and Eep
• Steph is  punny, in an awful, knee slapping way
• “that’s a soldier boy”
• Graham Crackers (referring to Teddy Grahams)
• Checking her mail at least three times a day
• Steph: “Guys I need that hat!!!” Elizabeth: “That hat leaves no room for friendly straight people”
• More hugs!!!!
• Mispronounced words discovered so far: 

tastes (tasteses),
igloo (eeglue),
anthology/anthropology,
profusely (profusedly),
subsidies (subsities),
cousin(cousint),
bagel (baggle),
supposedly (supposively),
worst (worser, worstest),
more/most (not technically mispronounced, but funny, nonetheless),
Hedwig (Hedgewig),
virgule and apostrophe (also not mispronounced - just French and used incorrectly),
Oregano (I can’t explain),
Hibiscus (hissbiscus),
Neapolitan (as in the ice cream),
“X” (pronounced in French instead of English),
Idle/idling,  
Infinite/finite, 
Neutral (newtral?),
Sovereign,
 

• using the wrong then/than
• Banana (trying to imitate the sound Elizabeth’s phone makes when she gets a text)
• “I’m sorry… I’m sorry”
• RAWR!!!
• “What, what, what, what!?!?”
• “I wanna ride my polar bear to school already”
• Elizabeth once wrote: “She will not cut her hair. Don’t try to persuade her… it’s futile.” And then Steph cut 10 inches of my hair over Xmas break :P
• Sure-fire way to get rid of Steph~> There is none, once I like you, you’re doomed.
• “Your Twinness is showing!”
• Frosting… Elizabeth and Alison want to keep me away from it, forever.
• Never enough hugs!!!
• Bluck/Chair (That’s Elizabeth’s but apparently I adopted it really well)
• Barging into rooms and knocking even though I am already through the door
• OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
• “Good Boy”
• “uummm… I forget, but if it’s important, it’ll eventually come back to me”
• If Steph says “how much do I love you?” the correct answer is “so much!”
• If Steph says “guess what?” the answer is almost always “bother”
• Giving people advice on drinking, after drinking, and getting Liz to check my texts before I send them
• “OMG!!! We can be friends!!! Oh wait…”
• “STIDGET”
• “I am smart, S-M-T”
• Ginger sounds/noises
• Alison: there are just some things more important than being an RA. Like iced tea. And going to Laser.
• Apparently, Elizabeth is the only thing better than iced tea, because she is Alison and Alison thinks she is the best. (which she is, of course)
• Even though Elizabeth is Alison and Alison is Elizabeth, only Elizabeth is Little Miss Sunshine <3
• Also, Lizabeth is very prone to hurting her feet. Like all the time. It’s quite a skill really.
• Make sure you don’t “pull a McQuirk” 
• Squee: a ginger sounds (or a ginger noise) often heard in moments of extreme joy and/or hyperness. 
• To Squee: squee, squeeed, squeeing
• I have a nerd sticker for explaining what it means to be the devil’s advocate, and another one that’s somehow related to the creation of standardized spelling